" chopper momma seeking future girl - in - jurisprudence . I favour a Republican , Christian , hardworking cleaning lady who ’s unforced to relocate . "

Some people seem to think that the world should bend to their every desire…and I do not like those people. Here are 17choosy beggarswho received a healthy dose of reality from the people they were bugging:

1.“It’s ok, I’m a single mom.”

2.“We do not need luck.”

3.“You are a child.”

4.“You’re here to work…act like it.”

5.“Your reward will be, at best, a bottle of water.”

6.“He’s a butt guy (no flat asses should apply).”

7.“Have a bachelor’s degree in childcare OR nine years of relevant babysitting experience.”

8.“How famous are you? 😎”

9.“HELLO??????”

10.“Can you take it to my house?”

11.“Um, thanks, I guess…”

12."…Unless it’s nice outside. Then I will need off with pay."

13.“Don’t you agree, girls?!”

14.“Just Venmo, Zelle, or Cash App. That’s it.”

15.“No other compensation is offered.”

16.“Easy £80 for sumone.”

17.And finally, “Not the big Tootsie Rolls, mind you, the small ones that are bite-sized.”

Text message exchange where someone declines buying a Nintendo bundle, causing confusion about scheduling

Screenshot of a text exchange where a veteran offers a 5% discount and another person expresses gratitude, citing Marine pride

Text message exchange showing a price negotiation with one person firm on $120 and the other offering various amounts, ending in a humorous quip

Text in image: Request for a painting company with 4.5+ ratings for a job by Saturday, non-smokers, lunch provided, potential future referrals

Person walking with text overlay seeking help to move furniture; reward offered is water

"Please share post, this boy ain't getting any younger!"

Text from an online post seeking a babysitter with specific and humorous requirements and compensation details

Screenshot of a text conversation where one person offers another a magazine article feature and the second person humorously declines compensation

An exchange of text messages between a customer and a beauty company's customer service, addressing a product issue and return policy

"It's listed as pick up only for a reason"

Facebook post seeking a ride downtown with a friend offering help if parking is paid for; confusion about who pays for parking follows

"Any leads are helpful"

"A guy should spend 20% of his yearly salary on a ring"

Image contains text expressing a person's preference for money gifts via Venmo, cash app, or Zelle over traditional birthday wishes

"No other compensation is offered."

Overgrown backyard with a fallen fence and debris, needing cleanup. Text overlay details work for £80 payment

"evidently no one is allowed to be disappointed and bring it up, ever."