If my roomy let their heel poop all over our deck of cards , one of us would have to move out .

1.This petty roommate who wrote a message in marker on the trash:

2.This roommate who let their mom throw out someone else’s plants:

3.This person who used the rest of their roommate’s dryer sheets and replaced them with a different brand:

4.This roommate who had a tantrum in the bathroom:

5.This roommate who let their dog poop all over the deck:

6.This person who left this note for their roommate after said roommate made them both dinner:

7.This roommate who left a passive-aggressive note about something that bothered them instead of talking about it in person:

8.These roommates who let the bathroom trash can overflow to an unacceptable point:

9.This roommate who took someone else’s dishes out of the dishwasher so they could put their own in:

10.This roommate who treated their room like it was the local dump:

11.This roommate who let their Tinder dates rummage through the fridge:

12.This roommate who actually told someone to make their bed:

13.This roommate who got super drunk and broke down someone else’s door:

14.This roommate who moved out, but not before making some minor renovations:

15.And lastly, this person who sent a fake EVICTION NOTICE after getting in an argument with their roommate:

Handwritten note on a trash bin lid saying to shut it properly or take out the trash, with a "Can Please Stop Putting Sharpie on Household Objects" note

Text messages discussing missing plants and the possibility of someone discarding dead ones, with confusion over remaining ones

Note on laundry softener box: "Sorry I keep taking your dryer sheets! I hope it's okay that I took some bread too! - The Upstairs Dude"

A cluttered bathroom floor with various personal items and trash strewn around

Wooden deck with two chairs and an air conditioning unit, overlooking a backyard

Handwritten note in a sink requesting dishes to be washed after cooking

Note with tallies counting days a pan is left out, asking not to be passive-aggressive and wash it

Overflowing trash can beside a toilet in a cluttered bathroom

Sink with stacked dishes and glasses beside a handwritten note about a roommate using dishwasher pods

Cluttered room with a collection of empty soda cans on a desk, clothes strewn about, and a dark sock on the wall

A handwritten note on a fridge saying, "If my roommate met you on Tinder you have no right to go through my fridge."

Text message on phone screen asking Jason to turn off fans in the room to prevent clothes from wrinkling. Sent by Nina at 12:14 AM

A damaged door with a large hole revealing a room with a bed and scattered debris on the floor

Wall with peeling paint beside a flat-screen TV and a curtain rod with a star-shaped finial

Eviction notice text message with a deadline of January 30, 2024, for leaving premises due to lease agreement violation