They were n’t kidding when they say fashion knows no boundary .

Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you some of the most anxiety-inducing clothing and accessories I’ve seen on the internet. Please let me know if I’m a fool who just doesn’t know fashion:

1.This ring with an actual glass eye in it:

2.These tooth rings that are allegedly for vampire weddings:

3.This shirt with the most unsettling number of buttons and holes:

4.These knitted mittens that — while very impressive! — make me feel like I’m inThe Shining:

5.These rat slides:

6.This vintage rat purse:

7.These “Christmas” nails:

8.These nails that are capable of biting you:

9.This shoe bag — or, shall I say, “shag”:

10.These military pumps:

11.This Jar Jar Binks bracelet:

12.These shoes that say, “Why wear a sandal when you can LOOK like you’re wearing a sandal”:

13.This crotch collar:

14.And these pants that pay strange homage to Steve Buscemi:

H/T:r/hmmm,r/ATGBE,r/weird

Person holding a ring with an eye design, another person in the background

Rings with teeth on them

A shirt with buttons and a vertical row of stitched buttonholes, some of which are misaligned

Person holding a pair of gloves with a face knit into the design in front of their face

Person wearing slippers shaped like realistic rodents on pavement

Antique metal purse designed to resemble a rat with a clasp on top

Christmas nail art

Nails shaped like teeth

A unique high-heel shoe fashioned into a handbag with decorative patterns stands on a table

A pair of lace-up heeled ankle boots on a tiled surface, with plant pots in the background

Wrist wearing a watch with a 3D figure of Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars as the face

Slip-on shoes made to look like feet wearing sandals

a crotch collar

Printed pants with Steve Buscemi's face on them