Sorry boss , ca n’t come in today , I ’m find too evil .
Hello, hello, my beautiful BuzzFeed readers, and welcome to the roundup of funny fails that I curate every week, just for you. Without further ado, please enjoy this week’s roundup:
1.The degree to which we areallsuddenly obsessed with the Kate Middleton debacle:
My husband just capture me intensely zoom along in on The Photoshop and he said " pricey god . You look like Nicolas Cage on a quest to decode the Declaration of Independence . "
2.This child who was just trying to help:
My last name protrude with a W and today one of my third grader said “ the w is falling off your name ” and I said “ what name ” and he suppose “ up there ” and I said “ that ’s the word welcome ” and he allege wearily “ you recognize I ca n’t read”pic.twitter.com/XlE2lmxKvE
3.The idea of someone falling for this sticker in a restaurant bathroom:
Really right chip i came across at a restaurant yesterdaypic.twitter.com/qdFwqb1SNi
4.This poor cat:
watch oppenheimer with my cat and she did not like when the bomb become offpic.twitter.com/Fe76YPgKXm
5.This guy who got his Cybertruck cyber-stuck:
This rusty cybertruck is stick on a Santa Cruz beach correct now.pic.twitter.com/fy1D1E9G96
6.ThisDunedisplay:
fail to take in Dune Part : Two again and in hysterics at this displaypic.twitter.com/5Dou0PoV57
7.Grandpa sharing “homemade ricotta flatbread” at the most opportune moment in the group chat:
pic.twitter.com/FTfwkwta4v
8.This fortune:
extremely unbelievable because i ’m eating a fortune cooky for breakfastpic.twitter.com/Xf8AxDHKft
9.This fail-turned-success?
when I meet my husband , I said I live in Brooklyn even though I actually lived in Connecticut , and he said he lived in Brooklyn even though he was really just chew the fat from Minnesota . But against all betting odds we came together bc we share a fundamental value . lie
10.This cat:
He ’s bald 💀 pic.twitter.com/pjnFWOycBu
11.This darkly hilarious childhood fear:
my biggest mistake was somehow learning about Der Fuhrer in elemental school and my parents biggest error was give out to tell me that he died a long time ago . leave in me being terrified on the walkway to / from schoolhouse because i was 100 % sure he was give-up the ghost to catch me
12.I can’t decide if this is a fail or if it’s genius…
was talking to my pop and he order me when he was 20 he did too many shrooms before work and “ called in evil ” he state he think he was vicious and could n’t issue forth into oeuvre
13.This mom who went a little too hard on this text message:
i distinguish my mom to text me say i needed to go home so i can show my manager and this was her subject matter 😭 pic.twitter.com/HvXASjMfuM
14.And finally: not only doing this, but the fact that it didn’t work:
There was a moth on my computer CRT screen so I googled “ what eats moths ? ” and find a picture of a chiropteran . I moved the picture around the screen to examine and sham flying . The moth was undisturbed but my experiments continue .
