" I really wish I was n’t the adult in here for this ” is a little too substantial , IMO !
GOOD DAY, my gorgeous little BuzzFeed readers. It brings me endless pleasure to let you know that your doomscrolling is at an end. You have indeed come upon the best thing published on the internet each week — my weekly compilation of funny fails. Please clap. And let’s get started:
1.When being an adult rocks, until you are the only adult in a situation that requires one:
Today I was shortly supervising my friend ’s class & a 5,000,000 gallon jug of hired man sanitizer overbalanced & spilled all over the story & the child said “ what do we do ? ! ” & I say “ I do n’t know I really wish well I was n’t the grownup in here for this ” & they all nod understandingly
2.This husband who is maybe a little too locked into his work headspace:
You screw your married man is a lawyer when you text him at 10 pm to ask to bring you a bite on a higher floor and he does n’t respond so you email his work email and he responds right away .
3.These baby names:
the best part about being in a ton of 2023 maternity / babe groups is getting to see all the dead slimy gens parents are come up with these days . here are some highlights i ’ve collectedpic.twitter.com/UNMUHeAmKB
4.This poor rizz-less child:
consume my nestling to a play place and he see a former classmate who he has had a press on for old age . I told him to play it cool . Just overheard him say “ I recollect your breath . It always reek like goldfish crackers ” bro has negative rizz
5.This — although to her credit, she was probably more into the play than anyone else in the theater:
just saw jesus christ superstar and the adult female behind shouted “ oh no ! ” when judas betrayed him , and I ca n’t stop thinking about what she think was blend to happen
6.This, just this:
7.The future is now:
get my bidet all set uppic.twitter.com/Cqqp2VNVxm
8.This moment in front of the doctor:
Chase pediatrician say “ have you talked to him about unusual risk yet ” so I ’m like kind of ? She turns & asks him “ if someone comes up to you & they have candy would you go to their motorcar ? ” & he ’s like “ yes I love confect ! ” 😑
9.Someone in Boston:
someone in boston is having a horrific daypic.twitter.com/ObsXdnZnO9
10.This text interaction:
pic.twitter.com/I47SRxozcS
11.This moment of #solidarity (they tried their best):
“ Where ’s the Pride flag?”“Fu*k knows . Just put out the Twister mat.”pic.twitter.com/dWRM06c1bk
12.Our healthcare system:
One time I went to the doctor copper I continue throwing up and they were like roentgen u pregnant and I was like no I already took a gestation test and they were like we ’re gon na give u a more precise one and then when the test was damaging they were like that ’s disturbed and sent me home
13.These 11 people in Iceland:
Iceland has a web page for the forthcoming presidential election . you could go in and enter your name in support of a candidate . In an attempt to do so , seemingly 11 the great unwashed accidentally registered as candidates and are now run for president . Looking forward to the TV debates .
14.And finally, two fails in one: first, that they received this cake at all, and second, the carnage…
The Kermit patty was tremendous but cutting into it has resulted in horrors unimaginablehttps://t.co/DsYfWKv4gnpic.twitter.com/jyOTZoAQiX
