The pipeline of Gypsy Rose ascertain her hubby that his " D is fire " to announce their separation is iconic .

Warning : This article contains brief citation of intimate harrasement , fry insult , mass shooting , and ego - immolation .

Hello hello! Every month,I collect all of the wild things that happen in my own time capsule from hell. Now that we’ve finished out one-fourth of the year, here’s a look back of everything we’ve experienced in 2024 so far:

1.January 2: The New Year is largely considered a time when people can reset and start fresh. Perhaps, this most fittinglly applies to Gypsy-Rose Blanchard, a 32-year-old woman who was recently released from prison afterpleading guilty to the second degree murder of her abusive mothernearly eight years ago.

2.January 2: Speaking of starting anew,Fox News brought on a psychic to predict how Trump’s 2024will go. But…she awkwardly pulled the five of cups Tarot card, which represents loss and failure. (Something I’m sure Fox News was not expecting.)

this is the best thing that ’s ever aired on the fox news channelpic.twitter.com/pkozxjdDvq

3.January 3: An inescapablevideoof a man, later identified as Deobra Redden, went viral after a judge denied his probation and he responded by jumping (FLYING) over her desk and injuring her.

A man attacked a Clark County jurist in court today after she denied his probation.pic.twitter.com/CTL5VgPZFU

4.January 3: Shannon Sharpe’s now infamousinterviewwith Katt Williams racked in 56 million views on YouTube.People couldn’t look awayas the comedian called out other big industry names for allegedly stealing jokes, accusing rappers of joining the illuminati, and even suggesting Harvey Weinstein offered him oral sex in return for movie roles.

5.January 3: Unsealed court documents surrounding Epstein, his victims, and associates were released following years “of public speculation about who the disgraced financier and accused sex trafficker may have involved in his schemes,” HuffPostreported.

6.January 4: In lighter news, Jeremy Allen White’s Calvin Klein ad hit the internet and spawned thirsty reactions from most across the nation, except for hisThe Bearcostar Ayo Edebiri,who cringed when she saw it.

7.January 5: We’ve reached my personal Roman Empire — the emergency door plug from an Alaska Airlines flight thatblew out at 16,000 feet.

8.January 5: Gypsy-Rose Blanchard embarked on a press tour of sorts, and appeared on daytime talk showThe View,where she admitted to taking “the wrong way out” in reference to her mother’s murder. Host Joy Behar interjected, saying, “Don’t say that… You had no choice really.” And Gypsy had to remind Joy that murder is wrong.

Joy PLEASEpic.twitter.com/f83Nqe7TMh

9.January 6: Boeing grounded their 737 Max 9 fleet following that whole airplane without an emergency door plug fiasco.

pic.twitter.com/vpmip4rGI4

10.January 6: Halle Baileyannounced the arrival of her newbornafter months of pregnancy speculation.

11.January 6: Chicago’srat hole— a sidewalk slab with a rat’s imprint — went viral and oddly became a tourist destination that many flocked to.

Had to make a pilgrim’s journey to the Chicago Rat Holepic.twitter.com/g4P44nvJ1f

12.January 7: A phone blown out of the Alaska Airlines flight was found fully operable.

Found an iPhone on the side of the road … Still in aeroplane mode with half a battery and loose to a baggage claim for#AlaskaAirlinesASA1282 Survived a 16,000 foot drop dead in tact!When I scream it in , Zoe at@NTSBsaid it was the SECOND phone to be found . No threshold yet 😅 pic.twitter.com / CObMikpuFd

13.January 8: After being foundguiltyon one count of misdemeanor third-degree assault and one count of second-degree harassment, Jonathan Majors appeared in an interview on ABC news. During the taping, he commented on his relationship with actor Meagan Good, who he cringingly said held him down like Coretta Scott King.

Jonathan Majors on Meagan Good : " She ’s an angel . She ’s held me down like a Coretta [ Scott King ] . I ’m so blessed to have her . “pic.twitter.com / zXzVB5N4oL

14.January 9: Several werearrestedafter a secret tunnel was discovered under the global headquarters of the Chabad-Lubavitch movement in New York.

15.January 10: Republican candidate Chris Christie announced he’d be ending his bid for president.

16.January 10: News broke that the Escambia County School District in Florida is beingsuedafter a school pulled multiple dictionaries from their library shelves because they contained descriptions (i.e. definitions) of “sexual conduct.”

Florida banned the lexicon out of the school ? We are so over.pic.twitter.com/Ldgo8rQ2Wv

17.January 11: The FAA announced they were officially opening an investigation into the Boeing incident.

This incident should have never happened and it can not come about again . The FAA officially advise Boeing that it is conducting an investigation.pic.twitter.com/FJripns1CP

18.January 12: Jonathan Majors wasdroppedfrom starring in48 Hours in Vegas,a movie about Bulls player Dennis Rodman’s infamous trip to Vegas in the middle of the NBA finals.

Jonathan Majors has been let go from the Dennis Rodman feature “ 48 Hours in Vegas”https://t.co / SByt9mA96R

19.January 13: A group of grown men (football players) pushed their bodies to wild feats in subzero temperatures for extreme salaries.

HIS header IS STEAMINGpic.twitter.com/CbSYh0AH3X

20.January 13: January continued to be a rough month for Boeing, as a flight in Japan had to return after a crack formed in the cockpit window.

21.January 14: Ryan Gosling was extremely confused by “I’m Just Ken” winning Best Original Song at the Critics' Choice Awards.

Ryan Gosling ’s reaction to “ I ’m Just Ken ” winning Best Original Song at the#CriticsChoiceAwardsSee the full achiever heel : https://t.co / o7EgopRYqJpic.twitter.com / UOWpZPhaiv

22.January 15:Twice-impeachedDonald Trumpwonthe Iowa caucuses.

23.January 20: A Ravens fan randomly went viral for looking like Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Hmm . 😂 https://t.co/PW8HFuk1Dl

24.January 21:Ron DeSantis dropped out of the presidential race.

25.January 22: The midwest was hit with a winter storm that sent fire trucks flailing.

The roads in the St. Louis - neighborhood are defective . Here ’s a view from Imperial , MO this morning good manners of Joe Lawson.#stlwxpic.twitter.com / dksFOpfE0p

26.January 24: In a weird mashup of political and entertainment news, Hillary Clinton penned an open message to Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie about their Oscar snubs.

Greta & Margot , While it can sting to gain ground the box berth but not take home the amber , your   one thousand thousand of fans love you . You’re both so much more than   Kenough.#HillaryBarbie

27.January. 25: Megan Thee Stallion dropped her single “Hiss” with lyrics that seemed to referenceNicki Minaj’s husband being a sex offender.This resulted inNicki tweeting responses for days on endwhile the 28-year-old remained silent.

HISS OUT NOW 🐍 🥚 https://t.co/slum1k6UjLpic.twitter.com/U7XZO7S5Lm

28.January 25: In dystopian news, lawyers are trying to figure out how to legally create a trust for clients who pass away, have their bodies frozen, and are later brought back to life (should technology ever reach this point). Because, according Scottsdale attorney Mark House,“You don’t wanna come back poor.”

29.January 26: Explicit AI-generated photos of Taylor Swift were shared — and thankfully removed from — online,eliciting outcries in support of legislationthat would criminalize and punish such acts.

30.January 29: Measles are trying to make a comeback.

CDC monish health fear doer to be on alert for measles amid rise number of caseshttps://t.co/e7jfcycP6x

enable control of your phone or computer , and through them almost any gadget , just by thinking . Initial user will be those who have lost the use of their limbs . Imagine if Stephen Hawking could communicate quicker than a speed typist or auctioneer . That is the goal .

32.January 29: Elmo asked how people were doing, and the internettrauma dumped on him.

Elmo is just checking in ! How is everybody doing ?

33.February 1: Universal Music Grouppulled their artists' songs from TikTok.

Universal Music Group , otherwise known as UMG , represent boastful - name artists like Taylor Swift , Drake , and Justin Bieber — all of whom have songs regularly used as trending audios on TikTok . However , at the beginning of the month , UMG and TikTok failed to fall to an agreement on contract replenishment for the app ’s employment of UMG ’s artists ' birdsong .

In astatement , UMG said , “ TikTok offer paying our artists and songwriters at a charge per unit that is a fraction of the pace that likewise situate major societal political platform ante up . ”

TikTok retorted with their ownstatement , arrogate that UMG is putting “ their own greed above the interests of their artists and songwriters , " and added , “ TikTok has been able-bodied to contact ' artist - first ' agreement with every other recording label and publisher . Clearly , Universal ’s self - serving actions are not in the best interests of artist , ballad maker and fans . "

Person with short hair smiling at camera, in casual attire. Used in an article

34.February 1: Netflix dropped a first look of the anticipated second season ofSquid Game. (And yes, Seong Gi-hun is still sporting red hair).

Introducing the very first looking at SQUID GAME SEASON 2 . fall this year.pic.twitter.com/fzRzdtHRDY

35.February 2: The groundhog who predicts seasons, aka Punxsutawney Phil, ruled that there will be an early spring this year, and then theinternet immediately called BS.because of our horrible, climate-change-driven weather.

36.February 3: Sweetly Seasoned issued an apology for withholding a tip for a barber and hairstylist that was gifted by TikToker Keith Lee.

If you somehow missed the saga : Keith Lee visited a food motortruck in Dallas , TX call Sweetly veteran and noticed that a Samuel Barber and hairstylist unaffiliated with the truck were working out of the same parking lot . The barber and hairstylist were friend of the Sweetly Seasoned owner ’s Word , and the hairstylist even helped fulfil orders that daytime .

To keep transactions simple , Keith tipped Sweetly $ 2,000 and ask that the owner give out an extra $ 2,000 he ’d be tip through their system of rules — $ 1,000 for the barber and $ 1,000 for the stylist .

The proprietor of Sweetly Seasoned , however , initially hold on the intact $ 4,000 . It was n’t until by and by , after much recoil from the internet , that the owner seemingly begrudgingly agreed to issue give the barber and hairstylist their money .

Two Alaska Airlines aircraft at an airport, with distinctive company branding on the tail and fuselage

Sweetly Seasoned has posted an apology after the possessor came under fire for taking the entirety of a $ 4,000 peak left by Keith Lee meant not only for herself , but for others : pic.twitter.com / jioOXS8Cyh

37.February 3: Formula 1 driver Lewis Hamiltonannouncedhe’d be leaving Mercedes to join the Ferrari team.

38.February 4: Taylor Swift announced she’ll be dropping a new album on April 19 during her Grammy speech.

39.February 4: Speaking of the Grammys, Jay-Z delivered a now-famous speech when accepting the Dr. Dre Global Impact Award. While on stage, he questioned how Beyoncé could have more Grammy wins than any other artist, yet not an Album of the Year award, and said some artists in attendance low-key don’t even belong in their categories.

No lies were spoken .

Jay - Z at the#Grammys : " … [ Beyoncé ] has more Grammys than   anyone and never won album of the   year . Some of you will feel like you were robbed . Some of you will get robbed . Some of you do n’t belong in the category ! Sorry … when I get nervous , I tell the truth!“pic.twitter.com/1suz8P8APR

40.February 5: Buckingham PalaceannouncedKing Charles III has been diagnosed with cancer.

The palace did not delineate what variety of cancer the King has been diagnosed with , nor what stagecoach .

41.February 6: A DC Circuit courtdeterminedDonald Trump isnotimmune from prosecution for his attempts to overturn the 2020 election (which later led to the Jan. 6 insurrection), as he previously suggested.

break : Donald Trump is * NOT * immune from prosecution , DC Circuit rule . Details TKpic.twitter.com/U0rgc5kNXd

42.February 6: In an unprecedented move, a jury found the mother of the Michigan high school mass shooter, Jennifer Crumbley,guilty on four counts of involuntary manslaughter.

In 2021 , Crumbley and her husband give their 15 - class - old son a semi - automatic handgun a few day before the shot , despite him displaying both behavioral and mental struggles . These notably include an example where her son texted Crumbley saying that he was " hear voices and seeing demons , " HuffPostreports , and their son texted friends saying his mother laughed in response to petition for help .

Then , just a few hours before the shot , school executive call off the 15 - year - old ’s parents to talk over drawing he ’d created of guns and gunfire victims .   Oakland County Prosecutor Karen McDonaldsaidCrumbley not only dismissed these concerns , but also miscarry to acknowledge that she ’d give her son a heavy weapon .

Crumbley ’s son was sentenced to life-time in prison , and Crumbley has been found guilty of four counts of nonvoluntary manslaughter for the victim ’s deaths .

Police cars and officers outside a building, indicating an active investigation at the scene

clip from the audience start massively viral , as Mo’Nique hollo out big names like Tiffany Haddish as well as discrimination in the industry .

44.February 7: Not sure if you even remember her, but Marianne Williamson dropped out the 2024 presidential race.

She has sinceun - suspendedher campaign and is back in the race .

( Girl , let it go . )

BREAKINGNEWS : Two Jet Blue planes collided on the undercoat at Logan Airport on Thursday morning , FAA read 📸 Dave Sauter , Real Ryan B , and Scott Pickardhttps://t.co/BNaicCKSgYpic.twitter.com/sskdKm9znX

Individual speaking at an event, wearing a suit and tie with an American flag lapel pin

46.February 11:Wickeddropped their first trailer.

repelling . See it on the big silver screen this Thanksgiving . 💚 💖 pic.twitter.com/JCRr6z6HAv

47.February 11: Usher undeniably ruled February withhis Super Bowl LVIII Halftime performance.

Ushercame and did EVERYTHING he said he was gon na do ! ! ! ! ! ! The unquestioned Rex of R&B , and the BEST male performer of his generation ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! PERIOD!!!!!!#HalftimeShowpic.twitter.com / dvJGqWUnin

48.February 11: Speaking of which, Usher and Alicia Keys quickly became a meme after embracing during their performance.

Your girl and her oeuvre husbandpic.twitter.com/LHfE9iJi6x

49.February 11: Beyoncé broke the internet after announcing she was dropping new music during a Verizon commercial that aired during the Super Bowl.

Queen Bey give us two songs : " Texas Hold ' pica " and " 16 carriage . "

Beyoncé’s#SuperBowlcommercial for Verizon.pic.twitter.com/QgWaga5Cjr

50.February 11: And not only was she dropping new music, she’s even releasing what is anticipated to be a full country album.

ACT II3.29pic.twitter.com/rbCfppWUBg

51.February 11: Oh, and since we’re talking about the Super Bowl, we may as well note that the Kansas City Chiefs won.

52.February 11: And Travis Kelce + Taylor Swift shared a now-viral post-win kiss.

53.February 14: Unfortunately, tragedy struck at the end of the Chief’s Super Bowl parade at Kansas City’s Union Station when a shooting occurred, killing one woman and injuring 22 others.

I am heartbroken over the calamity that took space today . My heart is with all who total out to fete with us and have been affected . KC , you mean the mankind to me .

54.February 14: Outside of ongoing world news, TikToker Reesa Teesa started hernow-viral seriesretelling the story of her marriage to someone she describes as a “pathological liar”

The series is 50 parts and totals about 8 hour of viewing , but it ’s deserving every moment .

Who TF Did I Marry- Part One#pathologicalliar#reesateesa#fypシ#fyp

55.February 15: The entertainment industry was bustling as theDune: Part 2cast hit red carpet after red carpet. One of the most notable looks came from Zendaya, of course, who sported this futuristic getup.

56.February 16: After confusion and questions surrounding motivation, two juveniles were charged with gun possession and resisting arrest at the Kansas City Chiefs parade shooting. Two men are also in custody and facing second-degree murder charges, USA Todayreports.

Two juveniles have been charged in the shooting that kill one soul and injured 22 others at the Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl paradehttps://t.co/5gGnWV7FQp

KCSTRONGBelow are photos of Patrick & Brittany Mahomes - after call with two of the shot victim . An 8&10 year - old dig while celebrate their hometown squad . The family severalise us both are o.k. but have a long road to recovery.@fox4kcpic.twitter.com/n83iROmFsE

58.February 16: A New York State Supreme Court judge ruled that Donald Trump owed the city over $350 million in damages over fraudulent business practices and he has since been barred from officer or director of a New York corporation for the next three years, HuffPostreports.

59.February 18:Prince Williamhad an incredibly viral moment after meetingPhoebe Dynevor,Ayo Edebiri,Sophie Wilde, and Mia McKenna-Bruce at theBAFTA Awards…and he seeminglyweirded them out.

60.February 21: The Biden administrationcanceled federal student loans for about 153,000 borrowers.

“ Starting today , the first rhythm of folks who are recruit in our SAVE student loan repayment plan who have pay their loanword for 10 long time and borrowed $ 12,000 or less will have their debt cancelled , ” Bidenshared in a tweet . “ That ’s 150,000 Americans and counting . And we ’re pushing to take over more . ”

The Biden organization is forgiving $ 1.2 billion in pupil debt for 153,000 borrower . Here ’s who qualifieshttps://t.co/4msSyWQKcd

61.February 21: After Timothée Chalamet was lightheartedly criticized for not being as fashionable as Zendaya on theDune: Part 2red carpets despite being the lead actor of the films, he and Z showed up in matching outfits.

62.February 21: Previously, MarveldroppedJonathan Majors from the MCU following his conviction for assault and harassment. The actor played Kang, a primary villain in their current phase, and the titular character forAvengers: The Kang Dynasty.Now, the title will be changed.

‘ AVENGERS 5 ’ will no longer be entitle ‘ THE KANG DYNASTY’ . Marvel was making move by from Kang reportedly even before Jonathan Majors was fired.(Source : https://t.co / JAGeviZErl)pic.twitter.com/9v03XiSELz

63.February 21: Also following previous news, the head of Boeing’s 737 Max programleftthe company.

ARLINGTON , Va. ( AP ) — Head of Boeing ’s 737 Max political program is out after latest serious incident on ship’s company ’s marquise aircraft .

64.February 21: Last year, severalpandas were returned to China from US zoos. But, according to astatementreleased by the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance, the cute bears will be making a return to their facility!

65.February 22: If you have a phone, then you probably know thatAT&T experienced a massive outageacross the US during the later weeks of February.

Everyone with ATT awaken up this morning#ATT#outagepic.twitter.com/7Om8MgWeLC

66.February 22: It was announced that former talk show host and TV personality Wendy Williams has beendiagnosedwith frontotemporal dementia and aphasia.

67.February 22:Donald Trump decided to drop a sneaker, and Fox News had the audacity to suggest that shoes are all it takes to sway Black voters.

FoxNewssays#trumpnew sneakers connect to#BlackVoterbecause we love#sneakers 🤔 🤨 . I thought this was imitation until I listen it!pic.twitter.com / vpgII3XKin

68.February 24:A Willy Wonka “Immersive Chocolate Experience"opened its doors in Glasgow and the event was immediately compared to Fyre Festival.

For a $ 40 ticket , home expected to put down a warehouse full of recreations designed to look as if they were stepping powerful into Willy Wonka factory . or else , the upshot featured a few broadcast props , a very disgruntled looking chocolatier working at what appear to be a meth lab , and anincredibly creepy-crawly character that does n’t appear in any of the films .

police force were called to an ' immersive ' Willy Wonka Experience after families showed up to an ' empty warehouse’The case reportedly charge $ 40 for entry , advertise with AI art , and said it would be a ' journeying filled with wondrous creations and enamour surprise at every…pic.twitter.com/udz8KeWVxQ

69.February 25: AT&T followed up their nation-wide outage byoffering customers a $5 creditfor all their dismay.

AT&T giving everyone a $ 5 mention like it ’s a giftpic.twitter.com/vOwUD3MDXr

70.February 25:Aaron Bushnell, a senior airman, set himself on fire outside of the Israeli Embassy in Washington, D.C. He repeatedly shouted, “Free Palestine!”

Pro - Palestine activists mourn soldier ’s self - immolation at Israeli Embassy in DChttps://t.co/lJ7xS6HQT0

71.February 26: Joining a recentwave of lawsuits and allegations against Diddy, producer Lil Rod accused the rapper of sexual assault and harassment.

Producer Lil Rod is accusing Diddy of operating a racketeering enterprise , groping him , forcing him to absorb in sexual acts with sexual activity worker and lacing inebriant for the guests in his plate , including underaged girlshttps://t.co/FuUQbYBUdF

72.February 26: In “as it should be” news, the Albert Einstein College of Medicine received a $1 billion donation from Ruth Gottesman, which they’ll be using tomake tuition free for students.

century of medical scholarly person at Albert Einstein College of Medicine in the Bronx will now be able to see tuition free , thanks to a $ 1 billion contribution from 93 - year - old Ruth Gottesman , a former prof at the school.https://t.co/vhhSPK2QBqpic.twitter.com/sCTRWVRsXW

73.February 28: 😈

WASHINGTON ( AP ) — Mitch McConnell will ill-use down as the Senate ’s Republican loss leader in November

74.February 28:A weird conspiracy started, claiming Kate Middleton was missing.

This cabal stems from the fact that   Netizens have n’t seen Kate in world for months . The last news show about her whereabouts up until this dot came from Kensington Palace in other January when a statement said the princess was undergo a " design " abdominal surgery .

This has leave some to tongue-in-cheek speculate that the statement is a front and she ’s really missing .

“ yeh so basically Kate Middleton has n’t been seen in months like she ’s in reality leave out . give-and-take on the conspiracy street is that she ’s doing 1 of many thing - gone for a BBL , grow out her bangs , lost at the Wonka experience . also she ’s maybe banksy x”pic.twitter.com/y1JqXmRZ5u

ANA airplane in flight against a clear sky

75.February 28: Just as this conspiracy was getting started, Kensington palace immediately shut it down.

In astatement , the castle wrote :   “ Kensington Palace made it exonerated in January the timelines of the princess ’ recovery and we ’d only be providing meaning update . That guidance stomach . ”

76.February 29: And finally, Elmo celebrated Leap Day with this abomination of a post.

this is my quietus palsy ogre build on decennary of unresolved childhood traumahttps://t.co/QTw7x1IBmR

77.March 1: Akira Toriyama, creator of Dragon Ball and one of history’s most influential manga authors, died at 68.

Fans who grew up on his acclaimed serial were joined in their mourning by likewise big names in the anime diligence , includingOne PieceandNarutocreators Eiichiro Oda and Masashi Kishimoto , who releasedstatementsdetailing how much   Toriyama meant to them .

78.March 4: After a Colorado court disqualified former President Donald Trump from appearing on state ballots because of his role in inciting the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, theSupreme Court overruled this decision.

A very weird Uno reverse , in my personal notion .

79.March 5: Facebook and Instagram were both down, leading to aflood of jokes on X(formerly known as Twitter)…

It ’s always Instagram or Facebook down but never Microsoft Teams down.pic.twitter.com/xj4V5DfAka

…and even Elon acknowledged the flood of tweets from users who may have usually been posting elsewhere.

we bang why you ’re all here rn

80.March 6: Nikki Haley dropped out of the presidential race, leaving Trump as the GOP’s last major candidate.

81.March 7: In aerophobia news, a United Airlines flight lost its tire after taking off from San Francisco International Airport.

As someone who does n’t fly , I need airlines to get it together and halt fueling my worst nightmares .

A tire fell off a United Airlines plane after takeoff from San Francisco International Airport , damage cars below , officials saidhttps://t.co/4dUrcmL1FMpic.twitter.com/aYeBG6LBGA

82.March 7:Majorie Taylor Greene and Joe Biden locked eyesbefore his State of the Union address and the 81-year-old looked like he saw the Ghost of Campaigns Present.

Biden ’s face at visualise Marjorie Taylor Greene is killing mepic.twitter.com/65XUOkOyYT

Campiest , creepiest SOTU reaction in history?https://t.co / Qm512fTADi

84.March 10:Kate Middleton shared a photowe now know to be altered, which fueled conspiracy theories about her whereabouts at the time.

85.March 10: The 96th Academy Awards took place, and Ryan Gosling won the night with his “I’m Just Ken” performance.

86.March 10: Speaking of the Oscars, manycelebs walked the red carpet with pinsdisplaying theArtists4Ceasefiresymbol, in reference to an organization calling for “an immediate de-escalation and ceasefire in Gaza and Israel before another life is lost.”

87.March 13: In a decision that has thepotential to tank thousands of small businesses, the US House of Representativespassed a bill in an effort to effectively ban TikTok.

Teachers underpaid , 0 gun laws to keep multitude safer , womens right are being call into question , the LGBTQ+ community is constantly under plan of attack … .. but they got time to vote to ban TikTokpic.twitter.com/hpXxqfl4kr

88.March 13: When speaking on the House’s decision, Nancy Pelosi seemingly proved that younger voices are needed in politics when she said,“This is not an attempt to ban TikTok. It’s an attempt to make TikTok better. Tic-tac-toe. A winner. A winner.”

" This is not an attempt to ostracise TikTok . It ’s an seek to make TikTok better . Tic - Tac - Toe . A winner . A succeeder . “– Rep. Pelosipic.twitter.com/ExkX6bxz0O

89.March 13: You may remember the name Clive Palmer. He’s an Australian billionaire whoshook the world about three years ago after announcing his plan to rebuild a replica of theTitanic.

Well , the 69 - year - sometime — who made his money from mining — furnish an update via a press conference . Building of theTitanic II , as it ’s been dub , is planned to take off next yr , and its maiden voyage has been schedule for June 2027 , Forbesreports .

90.March 14: In celeb news, Bella Hadid shared a look at hermorning routine, which consisted ofa lotof pills anda lotof goopy drinks.

aurora with me before we jump making affair for you cc @Orebella ☁ ️🤍🫶🏼🪩#orebella

91.March 14: Video of Delta Airlines pilot Laura Haynor, who was speaking at an amendment hearing on Minnesota’s sick and safe time law, went viral whenRepublican Sen. Gene Dornink referred to her as a “stewardess."(Ya know, daily life as a woman.)

“ I ’m a Minneapolis based original for Delta airlines . ”“Tell me what a distinctive workweek is like for you as a stewardess.”pic.twitter.com/ty7fWeNTYH

92.March 14: In NSFW news that realistically affects millions, Pornhub disabled access to its website for users in Texas in protest of the state’s age verification requirement.

93.March 17: Despite there being no evidence that such a thing would occur, rumors spread that anominous “royal announcement"was pending. This led to speculation that the death of King Charles would be announced. Of course, all of this was false.

do I cerebrate King Charles is numb ? no . do I think it ’s hilarious that the Royals have lose all public cartel in their word ? yes .

94.March 17–18: The documentary Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV was released, exposing the allegedly toxic work environments and child abuse some Nickelodeon stars endured in the early aughts.

In one of the documentary ’s most shocking consequence , actor Drake Bell identify himself as a sexual abusevictimof Nickelodeon dialogue autobus Brian Peck , who wasarrestedin 2003 .

Since airing , at least adozen more actors have spoken out about their experience on Set .

95.March 19: The United States Environmental Protection Agencybanned asbestos…leading a bunch of people to realize that asbestos hadn’t been banned yet.

In intelligence you think would be from 1977https://t.co/U0ncrvTICr

96.March 22: Kate Middletonannouncedshe was diagnosed with cancer.

A content from Catherine , The Princess of Walespic.twitter.com/5LQT1qGarK

97.March 23: While visiting a community center in San Juan,Kamala Harris was met outside by a group of singers protesting her arrival.In a now-viral clip of the encounter, the vice president claps along to the performance until she’s seemingly informed that their lyrics aren’t positive.

98.March 24: In lighter news, this super random, ironicallysmoking duck memetook over timelines.

seeing my ex doing seriously likepic.twitter.com/Rx9gpMsw3F

Much is still left unnamed about the investigating .

100.March 25: It was announced that Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun will step down by the end of 2024.

This news program follows a drawstring ofincidents imply Boeing planesand an audit complete by the Federal Aviation Administration , which found"dozens " of problems in the fellowship ’s manufacturing cognitive operation .

101.March 26:Trump leaned into panhandling, selling American-themed Biblesfor $59.99 each.

Happy Holy Week ! Let ’s Make America Pray Again . As we lead into Good Friday and Easter , I encourage you to get a copy of the God Bless The USA Bible.@TheLeeGreenwoodhttps://t.co/1KK5QgVK85pic.twitter.com / XoCIeGDpAg

102.March 26: A container cargo ship struck a pillar of theFrancis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, Maryland, resulting in the structure’s collapse.

break : Ship collides with Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore , causing it to collapsepic.twitter.com/OcOrSjOCRn

103.March 29: After teasing the world with two new songs she dropped during the Super Bowl, Beyoncé finally released her newest albumCowboy Carter.

She literally accept the writing style , did it how they used to do it , did it how they ’re doing it now , and then did it how she want to do it . Now THAT ‘S how you do it.#COWBOYCARTERpic.twitter.com / VS9bGToc7i

104.March 29: Three months after being released from prison, Gypsy Rose Blanchard announced she and her husband Ryan Scott Anderson are separating.

The two married in   July 2022 .

105.March 29: Lizzo shared the following statement on Instagram: “I quit.”

106.And finally, March 30:Chilling Adventures of SabrinaandGen VstarChance Perdomo died in a motorcycle accidentat age 27.

Trump speaking at a podium

Ron DeSantis in a branded jacket holding a microphone, speaking in front of an American flag

Taylor Swift performing on stage in a sparkling figure-skating costume

Drake on stage holding a microphone during a performance

Two men in top hats hold a groundhog and a proclamation at a Groundhog Day event

Taylor Swift holding a Grammy Award, wearing a dress and gloves

Man in a suit with a flower in the lapel, standing before a mural

Two people in close conversation, one with their back to the camera

Marianne Williamson  at a SiriusXM event wearing a floral blouse and blazer

Two football players in action during a game, one dives towards the other who reaches for a football

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Zendaya in a metallic sculpted outfit with a futuristic design, posing at an event

Former President Donald Trump sitting in court with documents on a table, looking towards the camera

Prince William in a tuxedo greeting four women in elegant evening gowns at a formal event

The costars posing in matching belted jumpsuits and tall boots at an event

A panda sits on grass, eating bamboo

A closeup of Wendy Williams wearing a dress, smiling at an event

Akira Toriyama smiling

Former President Donald Trump looking serious in a suit with a tie as he walks outside

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Finneas and Billie Eilish on the red carpet; one in a black tuxedo with a bow tie and the other in a suit with a white blouse. Both are wearing pins

Tweet reads: the funniest thing about rich people is that they will never learn their lesson

Drake Bell in a patterned suit poses at iHeartRadio Music Awards

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Aerial view of a large, luxurious estate with multiple buildings, landscaped gardens, and a swimming pool

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Chance Perdomo in a tailored suit and tie stands on the red carpet with his hand on his lapel